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گو’زه ل یوردوم آذربایجان

گو’زه ل یوردوم آذربایجان

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آذربایجان

 

Tabriz is the capital city of South Azerbaijan

which is currently occupied by ...barbarian

Iran. South Azerbaijan includes the northwest

provinces of a fake country called Iran:

 East Azerbaijan, West Azerbaijan, Ardebil,

 Zanjan,gazvin and Markazi. The chief cities

 include Tabriz (the capital of East

Azarbaijan, Urmia (Orumyieh: the capital

of West Azerbaijan), Ardebil (the capital of

Ardabil), Maragheh, Marand, Zanjan,gazvin٬

Saaveh, Anzali, and Khoy .Many others live in

 Tehran, Fars Province, and other regions

 of fake

Iran. Enjoy watching ... all » great architecture,

people and Azeri dance that makes you to dance.

 

Yasha Guney Azerbaycan!

+ نوشته شده در  86/10/10ساعت 9:27  توسط   | 

buda neçe dene ingilisce cok

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.
 
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
 
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
 
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
 
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
 
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
 
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " A Billionaire"
 
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning .
 
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor
+ نوشته شده در  86/10/10ساعت 7:49  توسط   | 

?! Good Lawyer 

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me." At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery. "Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000." The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000
+ نوشته شده در  86/10/10ساعت 7:46  توسط   | 

DID YOU NOW

For every body who always are the best
تقديم به آنان كه هميشه بهترينند
Did you know that those who
appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?
آيا ميدانستيد آنهايي که از نظر
احساسي، بسيار قوي به نظر ميرسند در واقع بسيار ضعيف و شکننده هستند

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?

آیا ميدانستيد که آنهايي که زندگيشان را وقف مراقبت از
ديگران ميکنند خود به کسي براي
مراقبت نياز دارند

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:
I love you, Sorry and help me

آيا ميدانستيد که سه جمله اي که بيان آنها از همه جملات سخت تر است دوستت دارم متاسفم و به من کمک کن ميباشد
Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?
آيا ميدانستيد که کساني که قرمز
ميپوشند از اعتماد بيشتري نسبت به خود بر خوردارند


Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

آيا ميدانستيدکه کساني که زرد ميپوشند از زيبايي خود لذت ميبرند
Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?
و آيا ميدانستيد که کساني که لباس مشکي به تن ميکنند نميخواهند مورد توجه قرار گيرند ولي به کمک و درک شما نياز دارند؟
Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?
آيا ميدانستيد که زماني که به کسي کمک ميکنيد اثر آن دوبار به سوي شما بر ميگردد؟

Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

و آيا ميدانستيد که نوشتن احساسات بسيار آسانتر از رودرو بيان کردن آنهاست اما ارزش رودرو گفتن بسي بيشتراست

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?
آيا ميدانستيد که اگر
چيزي رابا ايمان از خداوند بخواهيد به شما عطا خواهد شد

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.

آيا ميدانستيد که شما ميتوانيد به روياهايتان جامه عمل بپوشانيد روياهايي مانند عشق
ثروت، سلامت اگر آنها رابا اعتقاد بخواهيد و اگر واقعا اين موضوع را ميدانستيد از
آنچه قادر به انجامش بوديد متعجب ميشديد

But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold.
اما به آنچه من به شما ميگويم ايمان نياوريد تا زمانيکه
خودتان آنها را امتحان کنيد اگر شما بدانيد که کسي نياز به چيزي دارد که من گفتم و
بدانيد که ميتوانيد به او کمک کنيد متوجه خواهيد شد که آن چيز دوبار به سوي شما باز
خواهد گشت

Today, the ball of FRIENDSHIP is in your court, send this to those who truly are your friends (including me if I am one). Also, do not feel bad if no one sends this back to you in the end, you'll find out that you'll get to keep the ball for other people want more...

امروز توپ دوستي درزمين شماست آن را براي کساني که به واقع دوستان شما هستند بفرستيد مانند من اگر يکي از آنها ميباشم، همچنين ناراحت نشويد اگر کسي آن رابراي شما بازپس نفرستاد شما خواهيد فهميد که بايد اين توپ را براي کساني که به آن نياز بيشتري دارند نگهداري کنيد

Ok, this is what you have to do...:

درسته اين کاريه که شما بايد انجام بديد...:

Send to ALL your FRIENDS!

آن رابراي همه دوستانتون بفرستيد

But you have to DO THIS within an hour after you open this mail!
اما بايد اين کار رو ظرف يک ساعت از زماني که اين پيک را
باز ميکنيد انجام بديد

Make it now,
حالا
+ نوشته شده در  86/10/10ساعت 7:36  توسط   | 


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